Dodgy Dave Courtney exposed as a grass.

The ‘fly-on-the-wall’ documentary on ‘Dodgy’ Dave Courtney is yet another indication of the decline of English TV programmes.

‘Celebrity Villain – Real Life’ was in breach of the trade descriptions act if it was meant to be a real life account of a respected villain.

The absence of any real content in the programme left no doubt that even the ‘fly-on-the-wall must have fallen asleep.

Fortunately the readers of the Evening Standard newspaper were forewarned that it was a ‘lullaby programme’ when they previewed the programme and made the comment: “Haven’t Channels 4 and 5 done this to death” – meaning the ‘Dodgy’ Dave Courtney gangster fiction?

Is it any wonder that the superb fictional series ‘The Soprano’s’ won so many awards, and is so highly thought of, when programmes like ‘Celebrity Villain’ is the opposition.

‘The Soprano’s’ is brilliant programme making, and riveting TV for adults.


In ‘Celebrity Villain’ I was credited with saying that ‘Dodgy’ Dave is a ‘grass’.

To avoid any misapprehension allow me to explain how ‘Dodgy’ Dave Courtney became exposed as a ‘grass’.

The label ‘grass’ never arose from an idle rumour or wicked malicious gossip, it was a statement made in open court when ‘Dodgy’ Dave appeared on a charge of perverting the course of justice.

It came from the Crown prosecuting Counsel who categorically stated that Dave Courtney was a registered police informer, and had been given the imaginary name of ‘Tommy Mack’ to hide his real identity.

When this accusation was made in court there was no angry outburst from Courtney, or his barrister. There was no threat from the Judge to have Courtney taken out of court if he persisted in disturbing the peace of the court by angrily declaring he was a not a ‘grass’.

Many have been the occasions when I, and others, have been threatened with being barred from the court when our anger has taken over when an outrageous lie was made by the police, and any other, in open court.

In the Courtney case the condemning statement that Courtney was a registered police informer was allowed to rest.


I don’t know of one respected villain who would not have been outraged by such a false accusation, and was able to contain his outrage.

It must be clearly understood that the police do not go through the procedure of enlisting anyone onto the Informants Register unless the candidate is a proven reliable informant. It is common sense that candidates have to be screened to avoid time wasters cluttering-up the Register. The giving by the police of a false identity usually means that information supplied by the candidate has proved to be valuable and accurate, and he/she requires to be protected.

It also requires the written consent of the ‘grass’ before he is put onto the register. This procedure is necessary otherwise there would be terrible abuse.

It is usual for registered informants to be on the police payroll. Any such payments also require the signature of the informant.

It is the principle of all respected villains that ‘grasses’ should be ostracised from mixing with decent people. They are dangerous and treacherous traitors, and no one is safe from a Judas.

It is not uncommon for a ‘grass’ to be manipulated by the police to tell lies, as was clearly illustrated in the ludicrous ‘Torture Trial’.

These are despicable people who care only for themselves. They are cowards who are incapable of being morally honest, and are unable to do their ‘bird’.

So they become sewer-dwellers that rank with the lowest of the low.


My disrespect for ‘Dodgy’ Dave is not confined to the fact that he was exposed as a ‘grass’ in open court, but it also extends to the nature of the case that put him in court.

The case was particularly nasty. A young mother involved in a custody battle with the father of the child was ‘fitted-up’ with a Class 1 drug by the father, a crooked policeman, a ‘dodgy’ private detective, and it was alleged Courtney.

The innocent mother of good character was arrested on a false charge based on ‘planted’ evidence, She was the put in a prison cell and arraigned in court. The dreadful stress this must have caused to this woman, and her family would have to be experienced to fully understand its depth, and all because of her love for her child.

The police responsible for refusing to accept what appeared an open and shut case deserve credit for instigating an undercover operation and proving the innocence of the young mother.

When the case ended only the father of the child, the crooked policeman and the private detective were found guilty. Courtney was found not guilty. The others went to prison.

Outside the Central Criminal Court immediately after the case Courtney announced he had been found not guilty of the charge of perverting the course of justice, and this means he was “not guilty of being a ‘grass’.”

This is nonsense. He was never charged with being a registered police informer or ‘grass’ because, unfortunately, there are no such charges on the statute. So it was not possible for him to be found guilty or not guilty

The stance taken by the police at the end of the TV programme that they had no comment to make confirms that they stand by the statement made in open court that Courtney was a registered police informer.

Had the statement been false then the lawyers acting for the police, and the Home Office, would have insisted that a retraction be made.

Courtney also said when the case was over that he would open a ‘tin’ (sic) of worms. Where are these startling revelations?

There was a claim made by him that he would sue the police for libel.

When this threat was made I said in a Viewpoint that there would be no High Court action against the police. In the absence of legal action by ‘Dodgy’ Dave it would appear that I was correct.


Any case of ‘fitting-up’ a person with planted evidence is heinous, but to do it to a mother in a desperate fight to claim custody of her young child is especially grossly offensive.

It takes evil minds to be involved in such a disgusting plot. Once again I know of no respected villain who would not reply with violence if any low-life had the temerity to suggest that he, or she, should be involved.

It is usually taboo for any considerate person to become involved in domestic quarrels unless it is to stop violence.

So just pause for a moment and consider the obscene plot that the conspirators wanted to perpetrate.

An innocent young mother would have most certainly gone to prison for probably at least three years. A child would have been deprived of its mother’s love for that period, and may be forever more.

The child may well have grown up despising its mother for being a drug dealer when she should have been a caring mother.

There have been many bad cases involving evil people but this particular one ranks with the vilest

. The father was a scumbag who was prepared to see the mother of his child sent to prison on false evidence, and a spurious charge. Is it wrong therefore to believe that he is no way a fit person to be the legal guardian of the child?

In may view, and I will venture to say in the view of all decent people, he is unquestionably not a fit person.

With that said this was the case that caused ‘Dodgy’ Dave Courtney to appear in the dock at the Central Criminal Court. For Courtney to give the excuse on the Carlton programme that the reason he was in court was only because he had ‘helped a friend’, the crooked policeman, only compounded the disgrace of ‘Dodgy’ Dave.

If a corrupt policeman that is prepared to ‘plant’ a Class 1 drug on a young mother is such a ‘good friend’ of Courtney that he was prepared to help in such an offensive case only explains the lack of morals of ‘Dodgy’ Dave.

For Courtney to say that each time he sees his once ‘ good friend’ he will give him a right-hander is unbelievable. Right-handers are often given for a mere insult.

‘Dodgy’ Dave is the type that gives villains a bad name.

Carlton TV has also cause to be ashamed. Were they not suspicious that not one respected villain was prepared to be a character witness for ‘Dodgy’ Dave on the ‘Celebrity Villain’ programme?

Was not the premise of the charge that caused ‘Dodgy’ Dave, and the others, to appear in court, cause the people at Carlton to be repugnant, and why did the programme take such a long time to appear on our TV screens?

Perhaps even more remarkable is that TV is prepared to make programmes on alleged villains without the support of respected villains? There is absolutely no doubt that people are fascinated to know true stories of top villains.

Alleged KO – Not OK

Far away from the court ‘Dodgy’ Dave said that after he was charged he saw the crooked policeman in the entrance to the court; he went over to his former police ‘friend’ and hit him on the chin.

The crooked copper was very lucky. Had he involved any ‘one of the Chaps’ that I know in such a sickening case there would be no ‘right-hander’.

He would probably now be lying in a sealed wooden box, and it wouldn’t be to meditate.

Different people have different values.

Crucial Statistic

Remarkably, ‘Dodgy’ Dave was not nicked for assaulting his former ‘friend’.

Despite the location no police or court witnesses came forward, nor were there any photographers present to photograph the incident for posterity, which is unusual when ‘Dodgy’ is involved in any alleged action.

However be that as it may, the statistic revealed by The Observer newspaper that, “Courtney has made 10 court appearances in the past 15 years and has now received 10 not guilty verdicts”, requires explaining.

I’m not sure if this statistic doesn’t qualify for an entry in the Guinness Book of Records.

One additional good reason for the need of an explanation is that if you take 15 years off the age of ‘Dodgy’, which is 41 years, all the alleged ‘bird’ he has done must have been served between his coming-of-adult age at 18 and 26 years – 8 years.

Some time ago I invited ‘Dodgy’ Dave to tell us where he had served his years’ in prison, the serious offences with which he was charged, the people he was charged with, the courts that he appeared in, the names of Counsel that defended him, the identity of the senior ‘cozzers’ that nicked him and the good people with whom he served his time.

Repeat Offer

No details were forthcoming. Perhaps, he has forgotten my offer, so I am repeating it.

He makes no secret of the fact that he works hard at getting publicity. I will make life easy for him. If he will give answers to the questions I will put them on this web site for free, and the whole world will have access to it.


Dodgy’ Writ

Apparently ‘Dodgy’ has issued a writ in which he alleges that the police and the Crown Prosecution Service conspired together to ‘Allow a case with no evidence to be brought to the Central Criminal Court for the sole purpose of discrediting the claimants name to the level where it is believed would endanger the claimant and his family’s life’ – and is said to be seeking £50,000 damages.

Dodgy’ is selling himself short.

For being stopped 27 times in his car a young black man is expecting a £1,000,000 payout from the police.

For ‘Dodgy’ Dave Courtney, an ‘innocent’ man to be charged, brought before the courts, with the worry and aggravation this would cause to him and his family on no less than TEN occasions only to be found not guilty on each occasion, would seem to be very serious police harassment, if harrassment was responsible.

Because ‘Dodgy’ Dave was involved it has to be presumed they were all serious’ charges, and with ‘Dodgy’s’ self-proclaimed bad police record, plus an alleged conspiracy between the police and the CPS, the damages have to be worth a great deal more than being stopped in your car 27 times.

Dodgy’ Defence

Dodgy’ has said that if he were a ‘grass’ he would have been shot.

Unfortunately, the man is wrong again. There is no doubt that ‘grasses’ deserve to be shot like the sick dogs they are, but Bertie Smalls, and other filth like him are still walking around, and ‘Dodgy’ is well aware of this.

Yes, there are ‘grasses’ that did receive their just desserts, but that is because they picked the wrong person to inform on. I can personally vouch for the truth of this statement.

Smoke-Shield Writ?

To sue the police and accuse them of being involved in a conspiracy is not difficult.

Cynical people will say that ‘Dodgy’ Dave has issued his writ against the police and the CPS as a smoke-shield, and it is a ploy to allow time for the statement in court that ‘Dodgy’ is an informer to fade away, and that nothing will come of it.

To deny the cynics their glory, ‘Dodgy’ has to ensure that the case does go to the High Court.

If he encounters difficulty in taking the case to the High Court he should consider using the brilliant legal manoeuvre of the late Alfie Hinds who was convicted in 1953 on manufactured evidence by Chief Supt. Bert Sparks, of a major robbery on Maples the former top West End furniture store.

When Chief Supt. Sparks wrote his memoirs Alfie sued him for libel. At the time libel actions were rare.

An impartial jury believed Alfie and awarded him £1,300 damages, a large award in the ’50’s. The case ruined the retirement of Sparks.

A Serious Defamation

Several newspapers reported that ‘Dodgy’ Dave was a registered police informer so if ‘Dodgy’ is really incensed at being unfairly labelled a ‘grass’ then he has a choice of newspapers to sue for libel.

It is defamatory to wrongly call a person a ‘grass’. Lord Archer received £500,000 for a questionable defamation so perhaps ‘Dodgy’ should consider issuing more writs.

If ‘Dodgy’ allows the matter to fade into inaction then the cynics will have a field day – and understandably so.

Rubbish they can always find in a used dustbin.

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